The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)
Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.
by Pwink June 10, 2020
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Pat's watching Saving Private Ryan for the fourth time today. Yeah he gets a huge patriotic boner when he thinks of D-Day.
by Alverickflair September 26, 2015
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Johnny doesn't need a girlfriend. Due to his patrioticism, the USA fulfills all of his sexual needs.
by mschanchita January 31, 2008
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Get the Matriot mug.A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.
Levels of fugliness.
1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly
Levels of fugliness.
1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly
They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.
by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006
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Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009
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Example:
Person 1: Did you hear what Obnoxiously Patriotic did yesterday?
Person 2: No, What'd he do?
Person 1: He banned q_x again!
Person 2: He is such a sussy baka!
Person 1: Did you hear what Obnoxiously Patriotic did yesterday?
Person 2: No, What'd he do?
Person 1: He banned q_x again!
Person 2: He is such a sussy baka!
by OPlover121 December 11, 2021
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