MaskedArab

A cool Emirati guy who roasts people and (jokingly) calls an airstrike on them

I just watched one of MaskedArab's videos

by the random. June 12, 2022

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX

SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"

by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009

mashed potato ass

An older woman's ass that is rotund and full of cellulite dimples. When they sit down, the ass seems to squish and go all over the place, as if they were sitting on a pile of mashed potatoes.

My sixty-five year old teacher has a mashed potato ass. It is very distracting.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

masjed

a place were muslims pray

boy: mom, i'm going to the masjed to pray Esha', you want anything on my way back?

mother: no nothing, God bless you son.

by jellyfish_07 August 30, 2006

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

mashed potato bowl

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

by Moyoya July 7, 2006

These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011