Masturbation

Something you don't do when you here your moms footsteps outside your room door!

That is a lot of masturbation

by S E E K n D S T R O Y December 9, 2017

Masturbation

The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.

Also called

Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.

Person 1: Do you masturbaste?

Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?

Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...

Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...

by Teh Sexinator May 3, 2009

masturbate

To sexually pleasure ones self. Masturbate

Oh my god I'm so bored, I may as well masturbate (oh damn I already am)!

by Matt xx April 20, 2006

Masturbation

What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.

Masturbation is my favorite activity, as I have no friends to do anything with.

by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 2, 2019

masturbate

to rub against your private parts until you cum.

I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.

by christineee666 December 24, 2007

Masturbator

1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005