That is a lot of masturbation
by S E E K n D S T R O Y December 09, 2017
The thing everybody does, but no one will admit to doing.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Also called
Jacking off
Beating the meat
etc.
Person 1: Do you masturbaste?
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
Person 2: Uh... no... of course not... do you?
Person 1: No... why would I do that... It's gross...
Person 2: Of course... masturbation is bad...
by Teh Sexinator May 04, 2009
by Matt xx March 30, 2006
What teenagers do every second of everyday. For example, I like stick my thumbs into my boxer briefs and lay on my stomach. Then, I rest both hands of my legs, and put my penis in my right hand. Then I start squeezing my dick with my right hand until I relieve myself into my boxers.
by MasturbatingTeen2004 February 02, 2019
I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.
by christineee666 November 22, 2007
1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 19, 2003
by Kevin February 28, 2005