clit masseuse

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.

Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

massey

Known as The Cool Kid

After pounding a beer the crowd looked at him as Massey.

by god2914 September 8, 2007

opiate of the masses

Religion.

Sayeth Marx.

by Evil Bella October 18, 2004

Massengill

A slang term for someone who can be correctly classified as a douche.

John acted like a real Massengill last night.
Even Gretchen thought he was a Massengill.

by SimpleMindedTed November 15, 2005

the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

by Robbie May 5, 2004

masschino

someone who whines about everything

that masschino likes it in the ass

by Deathmaul July 31, 2003

massenguilty

A deep feeling of remorse one gets when they realize they have been a douche.

When Ed Sheehan sobered up, he felt massenguilty about covering Lindsay Lohan's mac & cheese in ketchup.

by dozier1524 August 26, 2014