Maspot

When a theme park mascot goes behind a building ,takes his/her mask off and smokes weed.

Johnson:What's Elmo doing?
Alex:He's having a quick maspot.

by Scrubwrecker January 24, 2017

mapron

noun- mapron is the name given to a man's belly when it has grown full of fat, and hangs over his genital areas like an apron usually worn in the kitchen.

the man was so fat when he goes to the bathroom, he must lift his mapron first.

by finman December 12, 2007

Mastro

A Person who has a penis shaped head.

Look at that kid, he has a mastro

by Jahoesaphatd June 5, 2010

lego mastro

A white Supremist that works for the KKK and Works for fake new

cbrady350 is better than Lego Mastro

Lego mastro is a KKK

by F_P Cool September 25, 2017

Mastrovski

Also means "Master" in Czech. A girl who you don't mess with if you value your life.

You don't fuck with Mastrovski.

by Seacher April 18, 2010

Malproxy

A person who has a disability or condition and suffers a seizure because of it.

I got a seizure over that content I saw it was too much for me! It's because I'm malproxy!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 7, 2019

masirovits

Usually a female with the first name Robin. Strong spoonfaced woman with firm handshake. Prefers the company of women. She’s a fan of the captain and loves to yell ahoy! Likes to live alone. A striking resemblance to John Travolta

When Masirovits yells, it’s usually for a bartender. Boy go make me a drink!

by The Ghost Writers January 24, 2020