marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012

Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.

Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!

by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012

Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.

Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"

by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014

mabuti

Filipino origins- Tagalog word for "good".

Pinay 1: Kamusta? (Greeting, like "Hi how are you?")
Pinay 2: Mabuti! (Good - as in I'm doing well)

by Pinay Nanay January 6, 2005

Marita

Marita is a smart girl and talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she also likes hanging around them cause she’s a party animal and likes to have fun she want to cuddle at night she also likes to eat and doesn’t gain any weight

They love marita to come to the 🥳

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

Maruto

A warrior with more heart then muscle

I am the first ever Maruto of the universe

by Youngboicolbi February 19, 2019

Maritz

A Maritz is a very professional trustworthy person with a very unique name. A Maritz has a great attitude, and is very trustworthy. Knowing a Maritz is very rare and you should be happy if you know a Maritz.

Person #1: Hey what type of person are you?
Person #2: A Maritz!
Person #1: Oh.

by Person #420 September 9, 2018