Doc Martens

The preferable shoe brand for serial killers/ criminals.

Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"

Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."

Victim: "Oh."

by Poop001 September 28, 2009

martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!

Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.

by Geärgert May 30, 2017

Doc Martens

Uggs for hipsters.

I really wanted some floral doc martens after I saw that hipster rocking them with a vintage scarf, huge sweater, and ripped shorts.

by heckafre$h April 2, 2010

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A whole bunch of greasy druggies that think they're the shit...but they're not. Not to mention skanks!

Bob: hey, lets go to Martensville, Saskatchewan down snake road!
Mark: But I heard there's a bunch of greasy, drugged up skanks there!
Bob: Oh but yo', lets go to Warman.

by Daytonnn November 14, 2011

Doc Martens

the most basic shoes ever worn by people trying specifically not to basic

jean * wears doc martens *
harry hey jean
jean omg don't even talk to me. you're not on my level ok

by oh hell November 18, 2019

marténique

A force of nature of varying and sometimes at complete opposites. She is tender and brave. She is fiery yet gentle. She is passionate yet sensitive. She is beyond description, really.

Marténique is truly an example of the forces of nature.

by Jussibell September 21, 2016

Mårten

He is the ultimate leader of jihads and he likes infants. If you are 13 or younger you should watch out for him. He is often very tall and will beat you to death.

ber careful Mårten can be here.

by Våldsamma Vilmer April 23, 2020