aqueous martini

An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.

Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "

aqueous martini by That Bum You Saw On The Street March 29, 2019

Martina

pure definition of power, love and faithfulness

I need a miracle right now....
Call Martina she will help

Martina by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021

Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present

She is such a goddess Martina

Martina by eve smith November 21, 2021

Full Martini 

A big night on the piss and/or drugs, well beyond you limitations. When you go so hard and as a result you are rendered useless, incoherent and a nuisance to those around you by the care that you require. It often ends in injury and almost always in serious embarrassment (often evidenced by photographic or video evidence).

Hannah: Hey Jorge, Josh bought a new Kia Cerato on the weekend and went out and celebrated!
Jorge: Did he celebrate hard?
Hannah: Yeah, too hard; he went Full Martini and ended up in the Alfred Hospital.
Jorge: That's no good.
Hannah: He even had a crack at the nurses. He really shouldn't go Full Martini ever again, it never ends well. At least I got some photos of him wrapped around the toilet bowl in his jocks so we can pick shit off him forever.

Full Martini by Trolley Man October 29, 2019

Minnesota martini 

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).

I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!

Minnesota martini by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020

Joey Martini 

Aka Joe Martin. Hottie Landon's broski. Joey Martini is the sexiest man alive. Add him on snap @joemartin2006y

Person 1: THAT IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Person 2: He must be Joey Martini

Joey Martini by Sharty Bae January 3, 2021

Churchill Martini 

1. Gin served in a martini glass, usually shaken over ice.

Made popular by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who when once asked how much vermouth he would like in his martini, was quoted as replying
``I would like to observe the vermouth from across the room while I drink my martini.``

I`ll have a Churchill martini. And if you even so much as look at the vermouth, we`re going to have problems.

Churchill Martini by Brett Caron December 17, 2008