Martin Dzimbaník

He is the best guy ever... You have never seen anyone like him. He is loyal, cute, sexy, smart, creative, kind, gentleman and a lot more... He loves like no one else, his love is just precious. When he falls in love with someone he isn't playing.
When he falls in love he is able to do anything he can for his love.

If you ever see him you have to go talk to him. You don't have to be shy or anything

You're such a Martin Dzimbaník
Trish: "You will never believe who I saw"
Jessica: "Who did you see"
Trish: "I saw Martin Dzimbaník"

by Malcolm is best bro love you July 17, 2019

Martin (drink)

Bourbon N OJ

“What’ll it be Sir?”

“You know what, Uhhhh let me get a Martin (drink) “

-WBVM TCB

by WBVM007 November 24, 2022

Marina Diamandis

The single most iconic woman to walk this here Earth. With characters such as Electra Heart and Venus Flytrap, Marina is a truly talented storyteller. A poet, musician, and human rights advocate, she is truly multifaceted.

Her eras (as of April 2024) include:

1. The Family Jewels (M1)
2. Electra Heart (M2)
3. FROOT (M3)
4. Love + Fear (M4)
5. Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land (M5)

X: What music should I listen to? I love Lana Del Rey—
Y: MARINA DIAMANDIS.

by venus-flytrap April 14, 2024

Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

Martin's Donk

Martin's step beside of Iceland, he probably shits on it.

Martin's donk is a shithole, he definitely shit on that step.

by Promethazine1 March 14, 2018

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

martian muff dive

The act of performing oral sex on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the 'performer' to allow for optimal breathing. This reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.

"Hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?"
"Me and the misses were in the middle of a martian muff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls."

by bobbin frapples October 14, 2009