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Marriage Goggles

The "goggles" that suddenly appear on a person when they are ready for marriage and able to commit to one person. These goggles prevent men and women from appreciating the beauty in the opposite sex because they actually care if their partner catches them staring.
We took our soon to be married friend to Las Vegas for his bachelor party and were wondering why his head wasn't turning with all the beautiful women were passing by.

Me: "Damn bro, are you checking all these beautiful women?"

Friend: "Huh?"

Me: "I guess your ready for marriage...your marriage goggles are forming"
by BazookaMoose November 27, 2012
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Mariza

Mariza is a beautiful female, she’s amazing you would love being her friend she will never leave someone unless they make her feel unhappy, if you talk bad about her or someone important in her life she will drag anyone anytime. She’s really chill but goofy around her friends she has a really serious face that would make her look intimidating , she as good energy and good vibes. She would make you feel loved, she loves differently from others. She doesn’t really like a lot of people, if your her friend she would leave talk bad about you she has a big personality and that is great, she dropped a lot of people she has a smile on her face but been through a lot, she fights people because she has a lot of anger issues, she doesn’t like people that thing there all that, she will always be there for you no matter what don’t lose her . Shes always thick. She’s A good person and if your not in her life you wish you were because she would make you have a great time with her and have a lot of memories with you you would love her forever. overall she’s a great, gorgeous beautiful female.
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Fakebook marriage

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "fake." Describes a false relationship status showing your relationship status on Facebook as married, when you are not actually married to the person. It can discourage people from hitting on you but more then likely you just married your best friend to avoid posting your actual relationship status on Facebook.
"I love my Fakebook marriage: I didn't want that guy to bug me about our relationship status on Facebook. Thank god I told him I'm married to my best friend and it would hurt her feelings if we broke it off."
by prinnyfan May 9, 2009
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Same-sect marriage

The marriage of two people who share the same religious beliefs or practices.
The marriage was frowned upon by both sets of parents because of different religious beliefs. They would have preferred that it was a same-sect marriage
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
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sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.
Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.
by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008
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Marriage Material

A person who you think would make a good spouse for you.
-Who's that girl over there? Looks like a good marriage material
by MC Zaxid October 10, 2008
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Marrina

I'd tap that Marrina.
by bruceandmatt July 19, 2011
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