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moonpie

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.
Hook me up with a moonpie.
by shizer twigstick July 28, 2004
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moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.
She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.
by Crazi8 February 21, 2014
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hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie
by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017
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Moonpie

When a couple is in the 69 position, but they suck poop out of eachothers' buttholes, then proceed to kissing and exchanging it, and ultimately swallowing it.
My mouth stank last night after we did a moonpie.
by Midnightwaffles January 8, 2011
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Moonpie

When you "moon" someone without having wiped your ass completely so that there is still some shit smeared on your anus.
Hey, you guys! Andrew just took a wicked dump and is going to going to give that group of girl scouts a moonpie!
by Creamycakefilling December 17, 2010
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moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 16, 2010
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Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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