Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.

Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?

by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016

MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches

P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022

Markus

A very generous man who is normally good at talking to people and telling jokes. Likes to look at ass, and has a huge knob ranging anywhere from 7-12 inches hard. Will probably fuck your mom or sister if given the chance.

"Have you seen Markus around here?"
"Yeah I think he's with Kelsey slam camming her"

by definitely not markus January 3, 2017

Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon

Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!

by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020

markassbrownie

Motherfucker only tweets bangers

Yo did u see the new MarkAssBrownie banger tweet?

by FortniteSimp69 June 16, 2020

Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks

Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gilbert The Silver Bullet May 4, 2006

Markus

This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.

Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!

OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.

by Joyniqua69 January 24, 2011