Vector Marketing

A Pyramid Scheme

Vector Marketing is a Pyramid Scheme, taking advantage of poor young college students and the bottom, so the heads at the top can profit.

by ofelixdacat June 7, 2010

terror marketing

1. A play on words for 'tele marketing'

2. A term also used to describe the 'tele marketers' that call at the most inappropriate hours of the day, throwing your routine into chaos.

1.
D: "Dude i had a tele marketer call me on my mobile yesterday"
E: "Dont you mean terror marketer"

2.
D: "I had the most inconvenient tele marketer call me last night in the middle of dinner with my boss last night, they almost lost me my job!"
E: "Well thats terror marketing for ya"

by Ezzzzzzzzzzzzz June 19, 2008

Territory Marking

The act of posting pictures on social media of you with your romantic partner and tagging and/or captioning the pictures with "bae", "bf/gf" so if someone looks up your partner, it is made blatantly clear that your partner is taken and in a relationship.

Gina wanted keep hoes away from her boyfriend Johnny, so she went territory marking on Facebook, posting numerous pics of her and her boyfriend.

by Emax November 12, 2014

Virtue Marketing

The act of Virtue Signalling from a corporate standpoint in an effort to ostracize some or all of your audience for the sake of moral superiority.

Stockholder: Why exactly is your company value down 50% in the last month?
CEO: We decided to take a political stance and made an attempt at Virtue Marketing our services. Turns out we told our primary audience we didn't want their money anymore. Whoops!

by OldSchoolAdvertiser July 19, 2017

Stairway Marking

A method of marking assignments in which the marker throws said assignments down a set of stairs and marks them according to the distance travelled.

"These need to be completed by tomorrow, and it's nearly time to sleep. Time to use the stairway marking method!'
-Teacher

by Base Kadaver November 7, 2010

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

Marking

Marking : to cum deep inside of someone male or female : to leave your mark. They now smell like your musk.

I want to mark him.

I am marking her tonight.

by Wolfypants January 16, 2017