by cl.eo157 January 11, 2021
Get the marksexual mug.A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.
When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.
by Atro SYB August 18, 2009
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Markos is usually the biggest jerk you will ever meet. They usually have very small penis. overall he can sometimes be nice, but he will usually do that because he need money for Starbucks
Dude your such a Markos
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A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
A physiological condition in which the affected individual’s nervous system in inundated with alcohol resulting in the individual falling asleep in a public place, such as a bar or party. The only known treatment is to ‘Mark’ at the individual in hopes that they become responsive.
Bar patron 1 “What happened to him?”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
Bar patron 2 “Oh, he just has Markolepsy.”
Bar patron 1 “Did you try to ‘Mark’ at him yet?”
Bar patron 2 “MARK! {pause} MARK! {pause} MARK!”
Mark “zzz”
Bar patron 1 “He’s done.”
by Glenn Smith2 December 21, 2010
Get the Markolepsy mug.A controlled form of narcolepsy. A sleep disorder that causes frequent daytime sleep attacks in any free moment. Most often occurring after 5 minutes in a moving vehicle, breaks at work. or at a bar with incredibly loud bands playing.
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