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chiba lotte marines 

baseball team based in Chiba.
they haven't won the pennant in 30 years.
the last time they won the title was also 30 years ago.
chiba lotte marines by 5150 August 1, 2004

U.S. Marines 

A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.
Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?

Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!

US Marines 

The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.
The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.
US Marines by USMCPoolee94 October 4, 2011

Marinated Turd 

When you take a dump, then piss on top and leave it to soak overnight. If the turd is particularly powerful, and the toilet seat is left down, the resulting stench is fucking brutal upon discovery.
This morning I was greeted by a marinated turd when I went into my bathroom.

That bitch pissed me off, so I left a turd marinating in her toilet.

let it marinate 

Person a: "Yo, dyu wanna go now?"
person b: "Nah g, let it marinate "

Person y: "I beg you send me the link now g"
person z: "Let it marinate!"

Bangladesh marinade 

When you have anal sex and don't wash your penis for three days
Bill: "Dude what's that smell?
Tom: "I'm making a Bangladesh marinade."
Bangladesh marinade by Keith r October 16, 2017