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The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.
Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”
by QuacksO November 26, 2011
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Watch the Merchandise

What you say then someone touches you aggressively or without consent. Not necessarily in a sexual manner.
Cop~Come on buddy *grabs arm* You're going to do some time.
Suspect~Hey watch the merchandise!
by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
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Service Merchandise

A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.

When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.

Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.

The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
"I got my watch and my TV from Service Merchandise about 15 years ago"
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
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Nick Marchant!

he is a good guy and can make a girl happy, you break his heart and courtney marie will break your face because thats her best friend!
Id like to find me a guy like nick marchant!
by MC BAYBEE May 5, 2008
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marchanplarg

anything i could be good bad its like a noun and a verb and a adjective all in one.
sup marchanplarg
stupid marchanplarg
we went marchanplarging today
by dan freemon September 21, 2004
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murchandise

things bought and sold; goods; commodities; wares - limited to be things owned or belonging to a murch.
Check out the Brian's murchandise!!!
by D.J. B.RaD December 16, 2008
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Marchan

A commonly known name of Southern American prostitutes. Who often immigrate to the dirty shores of New jersey.
The Marchan family only charges five dollars an hour.
by Slim814 May 1, 2009
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