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Vehicular Manslaughter

The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!
"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"
by Bruh In a Can February 16, 2022
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manslaughter

1. accidental murder
2. murder but the murderer has got away with it by making his plea of manslaughter
3. what danny's gone up for even though he did not mean to a) crash the car or b) kill his girlfriend, so i think its stupid as no one could have stopped the crash from happening except i guess he was speeding, but its still out of order as loads of people speed and crash their cars but they dont go up for mansluaghter, hes still only a teenager, isnt it bad enough his girlfriend has just died???
what the f*cking hertfordshire police system and danny's girlfriend (who was by the way amazing)'s parents are trying to put danny up for.
by monika smith September 3, 2005
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penicular manslaughter

when a god-like man with a god-like member has intercourse with 69 women in 24 hours, women have no equivalent to a penicular manslaughter.
dude i just pulled off a penicular manslaughter yesterday!
by D3r Schatten November 3, 2010
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Jugular Manslaughter

When a person (who may or may not have cal ripken's disease) is motorboating tits mcgeeeee's 800 hp (34 G) warlocks after a drunken night at mcfaddens and then proceeds to get knocked unconscious by her pendulous sweatercows. This leads to possible coma and eventual death.
Yo, Smock's family hired the best attorney to convict Tit's Mcgee of two counts of jugular manslaugther after her pendulous village feeders rendered him lifeless post motorboating.

The gravitational pull of Tits McGee's warlocked was too much for smock. Jugular Manslaughter.
by Agressively smoft March 9, 2008
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penicular manslaughter

Commonly defined as an intentional beheading of the penis in which the offender had no prior intent to decapitate the one-eyed wonder worm. Usually occurring in the heat of passion.
While Jane was trying on her new pair of Arabian goggles, and enjoying her slurpe, the Seven Eleven clerk became disgruntled, asking her to pay for the expensive goggles. In a fit of rage Jane bit off the purple helmet shape nose piece, inadvertently committing penicular manslaughter.
by llamallamma March 23, 2007
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Manslaughter

Jacqui: Did you hear Caitlyn may get manslaughter?

Ryan: Wow, I thought she hadn't planned on cutting her dick off.
Jacqui: I guess she is now!

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by littlebrowngirl October 19, 2015
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Manslaughter

1. LEGAL:"I didn't think of the consequences when i killed him"
2. What happens when a Polish-Jew, a Czecho-Jew, and an Irish-hobo get online and are particularly bored.
When i killed him, it was manslaughter, because i didnt think about it.
by Czechsmix January 20, 2004
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