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manufactured wood

The cheap materials you see in furniture from walmart. Aka plywood, particle board, cardboard, if you paid $800 for a kitchen pantry which came packed in a box from wayfair, you paid far too much.
Handyman: "Ma'am I'm sorry your furniture fell apart as I was assembling it but what do you expect? It's not made of solid wood, it's manufactured wood."
by Lonesentry November 7, 2018
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Manufactured Criminal

Someone whom was turned into a criminal based on arbitrary rule or law change.
Did you hear about Jerry? He's a manufactured criminal now with that new arm brace ban.
by Nigger_Fucker November 3, 2021
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Manufactured e-waste

A newly manufactured device that is bad, unusable or flawed from day one either by design or from defects and has no practical reason to be used or bought. Think of it like a device that a company manufactures but is not wanted by anyone and has no use so it just ends up going straight to the landfill.
Mass producing floppy disks would just create manufactured e-waste, there's no use of it to most people.

NVIDIA GT 1030 graphics cards are just manufactured e-wastes. (Technical context: It's an old powerless graphics card design that is still manufactured today and makes no sense against more powerful options at the same price.)
by KMOD May 3, 2023
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Manufactured Dissent

1. A cause that is so unpopular that it is solely driven by money, fake news media, or rogue intelligence agencies.

2. When an argument has become so lost that you create an entirely new and false narrative to gaslight the public.
Did you see the manufactured dissent at that congressional hearing on the Supreme Court? There were cash payments being made to the protestors!
by Bakkman September 5, 2018
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manufactured outrage

When fox news expresses outrage over someone on the left doing or saying something that the right has been doing and saying to a far, far more egregious degree for years with no complaints from fox news, it is clearly an artificial, manufactured outrage.
When fox news launched a day long tirade about John Stewart being a "racist" for mocking Herman Cain's idiotic remarks about only passing small bills if he were president despite having never said a word about the viciously racist anti Obama signs the teabaggers carried in ralliess, it was clearly manufactured outrage. (And Stewart spanked them for it the next day!)
by professor tanhauser August 4, 2011
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tool manufacturing company

A degree of tool.

1. tool manufacturing company
2. toolshed
3. toolbox
4. tool
Man that cracka is such a tool manufacturing company. He needs to get laid fosho.
by Alundra October 2, 2006
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Manufactured Outrage

A common Left-Wing tactic to incite "change" in a known policy or cause. Also used as a mudslinging device in order to undermine Right-Wingers
The Democrat Politician revealed his Manufactured Outrage at the cutting of trees in order to SAVE THE PLANET. He was further "outraged" by a myriad of things: polar bears, sea otters, Styrofoam, swamp land, the War on Terror, certain books, the conservative talk shows on a.m. radio, the lack of rights for Gays, the lack of rights for animals, the lack of rights for women...and children...and illegal immigrants, the use of the word "God" anywhere, the "right" to abort babies, corporations, banks, SUVs, hunters, guns, bibles, big cars, oil-production, and the over-spending of the Bush Administration. Of course, the over-spending of the Obama Administration was OK, though. A few things he wasn't outraged about: Term Limits for elected officials, tort reform, a balanced budget, and freedom.
by stirling78 May 24, 2009
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