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manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha
by Ælystea December 19, 2006
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Manstruate

This happens when a guy complains like a woman when she's having her period.
Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
by Riemer August 4, 2006
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manstruating

manstruate, manstruation
masculine variation on menstruate,
When a man displays behavior that is reminiscent of mood swings brought on by the female monthy cycle.
Brian has been a bitch all day; he must be manstruating.
by Peter Thomas October 13, 2005
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Manstard

Semen (food item play on word)
She enjoys my spicy Manstard...well..not really but...
by Jesse Kane May 31, 2007
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Manstravaganza

A sleepover involving only 30 year old and up men, and maybe a wife or two to supervise.
John left his wife and needed a place to crash tonight so we are having a "manstravaganza" at my apartment. BYOB!!!!! Can also take the form of a camp-out so its not as obvious.
by JBMoney5302 December 19, 2010
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Mansky

Noun or adjective - A man or male creature who exhibits qualities generally assigned to a full-grown, strong-appearing, able-bodied MAN, while posssessing a less-than-normal physique. An attitude of entitlement or “macho-ism”, narcissism almost, creates an air of stolen valor and dominance In these small individuals. Also, describes a addictively lovable but difficult individual who is short in stature.
“That guy is a mansky...I swear, I don’t care if his jeans are too long & he’s shorter than me, but he OWNS the room with that smart mouth....no guy will mess with him!”
by HerSky May 28, 2020
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manstruation

n. To become moody, bloated, and generally vaginal. only applicable to males.

v: -ing -ate -ated
archaic: manstrizzling
You can tell by his pissy attitude and bloody underwear that he's going through manstruation.

She went out with his best friend, so he's all manstruating and shit.
by Hanibal Sonderegger March 16, 2004
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