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manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.
Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.
by Manduh420 July 12, 2007
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Menstruation

guy: what’s menstruation like?

gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?

guy: uhhh yea...

gurl: yep that’s how it be.
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menstruation - no time for sex
by Dov.R.M. October 12, 2007
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Manstruating

Times during the month when Men are more emotional and have a difficult time coping with their daily lives.

They could be acting crazy, crying, selfish, impatient, insecure or just plain annoying. Basically like a woman on her period.
Joe Blow, "BLAH BLAH BLAH, I hate everything, my life sucks and no one likes me. I wish I had a girlfriend."

Suzy Somebody, "Joe must be Manstruating." "Hey Joe, you better go plug up your mouth with a tampon. Im sick of listening to you bitch."
by TinaTheGinger March 28, 2013
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Like a female period (or menstuating) but when it occurs in a man, and he becomes bitchy, annoying and changes his mood every 20 seconds
Lewis went off in another strop, he's completely manstruating
by Jackie Bennet February 5, 2009
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menstruation

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
by Zio November 10, 2008
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manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating
dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.
by nicas4life July 6, 2008
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