minstrelcore

White "rappers" who vulture aspects of black culture, but market their music towards Greek Life types who think the Trump presidency is "not a big deal, bruh" (i.e. Post Malone)

"Kendrick's too political, man. I just want to 'celebrate' and listen to some minstrelcore."

by ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ February 11, 2018

Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.

Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!

by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011

Manstress

A guy that a guy has on the side without knowledge of his partner.

The senator from Utah who voted against gay rights was disgraced when the press found out about his manstress.

by Shokkdog September 2, 2016

MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

rear-minstrel

ass-clown
butt-jester

Dude, quit being such a rear-minstrel and get back in the car!

by Jen Can May 17, 2009

galaxy minstrel

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.

I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?

by McGoohan March 22, 2005

Minstrel

An incredibly dense piece of shit

Aw mate, I was shitting minstrels last night

by Lil Nish June 9, 2018