Manalapan

A town that was once full of cornfields, but is now full of assholes.

Oh My GAW-d, they're finally opening up that second Best Buy at the Manalapan Epicentre, y'know, across the street from circuit city and next to Staples!?

by Ratchel January 11, 2008

Vehicular Manslaughter

The art of completely raping the enemy team with vehicles in games such as Halo and Unreal Tournament 2004. Often linked with roadkill.

Also an announcement in UT2004, which is played if you squash an enemy in the Manta. This is where the phrase originated from.

t3h_sniper: "headshot j00 fag!"
Xan: "Die, bitch!" *squashes t3h_sniper*
Announcer: "VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!"

by Kouen June 12, 2006

Manscape Makeover

It begins when one of your buddies passes out, you start by tea bagging them followed by shaving your pubes over his or her forhead, leaving a nice unibrow.

Larry passed out on the couch so I pulled a manscape makeover and left him a sweet brow.

by Carl B-nips October 15, 2011

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.

If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

Manalapan

A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.

"DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PARIS, I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE!" -- Typical Manalapan girl.

by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 17, 2006

manscape

verb. - to shave a portion of "manly" body hair, in anticipation of getting laid.

I am gonna go on a hot date tonight, so I've got to do some manscaping.

by TexasBlake March 1, 2004

Manscaping

When men groom themselves in a very thorough and complete manner.
Shaving, waxing, nose hair picking, shopping, "men makeuping"

"Where's your date?"

"He's still manscaping upstairs."

"Does he wax?

"Yes. Ugh..."

by Dolores Neveer June 6, 2014