Madoff scheme

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011

manouflaged

When something is hidden in a manner that a man can't find it but it is easy for a woman to find it.

She helped her husband find the milk in the refrigerator because it was manouflaged behind the ketchup.

by ImmigrationAnswerMan November 16, 2011

mangoff

a sexy boy

"Omg he is such a mangoff!"

by AnimeTIddiesExpert November 3, 2020

Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.

Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!

by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020

manofdirt

the sexiest block of dirt to ever exist. constantly tells people to touch “the dirt” meaning himself. he is a tiktoker who flirts with all of his fans. he blew up for lying about using world edit and ever since has made thirst traps. also known be these names: mr. dirt, dirty man, dirty trash man, daddy.

instead of touching grass, i chose to touch manofdirt.

by maidgirl June 30, 2021

maoffice

My office

Where you at???
Maoffice

by Drew Hoo and Genie November 14, 2021

Madoff

An American Hero who should be appointed in place of Bernake for his patriotism and management talents.

Your brothers feats of heroism in Iraq are Madoff

by .....................123 September 2, 2009