Glitter Pit Manoeuvre

When a woman force-locks a victims face in her sweaty, grown out glitter armpit.

Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..

Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..

by Amish Stalker February 1, 2020

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

The Walsh Manoeuvre

The art of getting absolutely no girls ever, for the rest of your life. This usually leads you to dieing a virgin.

Damn, can you believe that guy's about to die and he's still a virgin? He totally pulled of The Walsh Manoeuvre.

by Jack901 September 14, 2009

The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.

The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.

by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014

Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.

She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!

by Luciferslube November 30, 2015

Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.

OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!

by piss stains November 21, 2020

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023