When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.
Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*
by LegitimateUD January 08, 2020
by LegitimateUD November 22, 2019
by LegitimateUD January 28, 2020
The best phone to ever exist because it is indestructible. It was my first ever phone, which I got at 9 years old. In fact, it is in my left hand right now.
Me: *uses imagination*
Jocks: Hah u got a Nokia 3310
Me: *breaks their iPhone 11*
Jocks: *attempt to break mine, fail and cry like a baby*
Me: I'm as tough as Nokia!
Jocks: Hah u got a Nokia 3310
Me: *breaks their iPhone 11*
Jocks: *attempt to break mine, fail and cry like a baby*
Me: I'm as tough as Nokia!
by LegitimateUD January 14, 2020