transientmental meditation

A 'heightened' heightened sense of self awareness brought on by un-conscious thoughts so deep into one's own psyche as to cause the condition of schizophrenia. These people are usually only a danger to themselves, unless of course, they get elected to public office. Then they are a danger to the real world as we know it and are then to be known by the group name: Democrats.

Here's another bill introduced into Congress for a study to determine how to reduce the current wave of senseless spending by 6 Billion dollars. This bill will probably pass as it brings Trillions of dollars into the sponsor's home district required to complete the study. He must have come up with this one during a recent transientmental meditation.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

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PRO!meditation Murder

The exceeding level of premeditaion murder. This type of murder is the most dangerous and well-planned.

The detectives were befuddled by the mafia due to their PRO!meditation murder tactics and couldn't pin the crime.

by sprgruvylama March 14, 2011

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mandation

Application of make up, as in foundation onto the face of a man. Similar to 'guyliner', being eye liner for men.

My complexion isn't looking so good right now, I need to even out the flaws with some mandation.

by splint0r July 23, 2012

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Mask Meditation

When people in a meditative or prayerful state are unprovenly more likely to graduate to a semi-conscious or hypnotic state, or are more prone to experience a trance, if they don a face mask for paranormal or unexplainable reasons.

What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?

by MathPlus July 14, 2021

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