Manchurian Troll

A Manchurian Troll is basically anybody who is normally perfectly fine, humane, and hospitable up until they hear a specific triggering keyword which brings out their troll programming. Usually the transition takes place as a rapid and violent conflagration.

The name itself is a reference to the book and film titled The Manchurian Candidate, about a normal man who is brainwashed into being an assassin.

Hey man, don't talk about gay people around Charles. The dudes a major Manchurian Troll and that's one of his triggers.

by Concerned Reader May 23, 2013

Flow Manchu

To buzz a reverse mo-hawk from the bottom of your outrageously long flow to about halfway up the back of your scalp, giving the impression of having a Fu Manchu in the back of your head.

Dave's glorious flow manchu is a testament to his raunchy swag.

by vanillamamba November 20, 2011

goo manchu

after you splooge, you draw a fu manchu on your girl's face using your man goo

you should wipe that goo manchu off your face before your mom sees it, damn take some pride in your appearance bitch.

last night my girlfriend was complaining about my facial hair so i dropped my drawers and sprayed her a goo manchu.

by stefan clarksmire June 1, 2004

Doo Manchu

The residual build-up of fecal matter on ones upper lip and chin from tossing someones salad directly after they defecate.

I usually enjoy our clean up after we toss each others salad, but I'm really enjoying the way this doo manchu looks on me.

by XdenzelX November 30, 2009

Manchuria

Noun - A state of great confusion, identity crisis and/or internal conflict.

Named after the geographical area in present China, Russia and Mongolia

"Manchuria is not a country - it is a state of mind"

Last week I was in a constant state Manchuria.

by Uncle Augie December 2, 2009

Machunk

A rack in ruit. When there are four cups left you can ask for a normal or loose vagina. The loose vagina is a machunk.

Ruit player 1: Can I have a vagina rack

Ruit player 2: Do you want a tight one or loose one?

Ruit player 1: GIVE ME THE MACHUNK!!!!!!

by Mrs. Terwilliger November 11, 2010

maachung

Means 'mate' or 'brother' in Sri Lankan

Curry 1: Hey maachung you going to the curry hut!
Curry 2: Yeah maachung they have good papadumms.

by Kingkong56 June 28, 2010