malakian

the greatest sexiest guitar playing god with the sexiest voice/smile/eyes/body/ass/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.

*sigh* daron...

by pyro pixie November 12, 2003

manaakiao

someone who is gonna stab the entire school starting with tewai

Marco: who stole my juul
Kemp: must have been manaakiao, he is black

by tekashi6ix9inetreyway July 14, 2019

Manaia

she is one of the most incredible people in the world, not only for having a name without gender, but also for having a spectacular intelligence, being charismatic, and being a person of peace and love…
you can always count on him/she, he/she only goal in life is to be happy and make happy
Just: MANAIA

Person 1:Where is Manaia
Person 2: I don’t know i supose helping someone

by Gusanito10 November 21, 2021

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

manaia

A man with the biggest dick in the universe!!

have you seen manaia’s bulge it’s massive

by poo is yummyy November 22, 2021

eisai mia malakia

Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.

“Re ilithia eisai mia malakia kai mish”

by Màrčô June 30, 2021