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“Mandate, always think of two men on a date”

-Darryl Philbin 2013
by Bobby Bukes73 March 12, 2020
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Unsupported mandate

unsupported mandate: noun. A situation wherein anyone in an administrative / governmental position requires a school by law to meet the needs of students and caregivers without providing solutions, guidance, resources, and consequences for student and/or caregiver noncompliance.
State Department of Education to school districts: You must identify and address the mental health needs of the students in your schools.

School district: So, you’re going to help us when students are violent, suicidal, or dealing with trauma and families refuse seek services?

State Department of Education: Absolutely not! This is an unsupported mandate.
by GotAdventure27 November 28, 2023
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Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state
I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates
by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023
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Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.
Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?
by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023
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ManDate of haven

invented by american believe it! It means the great guy name Norman Zhen has accomplished wearing underwear running down the streets when it snows DoOoOoo YouuUU WananT to BuIld A SnnnOwmaAn
A ManDate of haven appeared downtown lets go watch!
by Norman Zhen the great :) November 5, 2021
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Mandate

I was so bored one night that I asked the first guy I saw at a bar to go on a mandate even though we were the same sex.
by Frank Palace July 13, 2021
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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
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