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Court mandate law 9.54

THOU SHALL MOT STARVETH THY ISAAC OF THE CAT
Man you didn’t hear about court mandate law 9.54?
by Pukini March 7, 2022
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Unsupported mandate

unsupported mandate: noun. A situation wherein anyone in an administrative / governmental position requires a school by law to meet the needs of students and caregivers without providing solutions, guidance, resources, and consequences for student and/or caregiver noncompliance.
State Department of Education to school districts: You must identify and address the mental health needs of the students in your schools.

School district: So, you’re going to help us when students are violent, suicidal, or dealing with trauma and families refuse seek services?

State Department of Education: Absolutely not! This is an unsupported mandate.
by GotAdventure27 November 28, 2023
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.
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Mandatorium

A place where mandatory meetings are held.
A mandatory place in which to go.
"I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!" -Prof. Farnsworth
by SpenzzzFinegooo February 7, 2010
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land manatee

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.
by truehustla October 22, 2010
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Mandatory Party Time

This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
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man date

Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.
JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
by AJ_legend February 23, 2008
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