One man Twister

Slang term for masturbation

"Man this sucks, gotta go home and play some One man Twister"

by Keeper Of Secrets June 9, 2015

One Man Show

A T.V Show that aired in the late 1990's on Los Angeles Public Access T.V featuring the Spirit of Truth aka Reverend X aka Vince Stewart. Where he curses, and dances. Famous for his intro "I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit." He even sometimes read his "rap" and even try to rearrange the scripture in the Holy Bible.

"One Man Show featuring me, the Spirit of Truth"....quoted on Tosh.o

by Abmaj9 August 17, 2011

one-man blumpkin

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

by poops mcallister July 3, 2006

One Man Army

A perk in Modern Warfare 2. It allows you to change between classes at any time in the match. This perk replaces the player's secondary weapon. Usually frowned upon in online matches.

Damn it! I just got shot down by a n00b with One Man Army.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

one man waltz

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

One Man Gangbang

When one man starts a gangbang and no one taps him out because he's just that good.

Amanda: Hey look at Billy go

Sarah: Yea, he's a regular one man gangbang

Or

Amanda: hey Sarah how's your ass feeling today?

Sarah: Surprisingly not bad after having Billy, The One Man Gangbang. He's gentle!

by TeamNoSleep420 December 15, 2017

one man bukake

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

by Wild Card April 22, 2006