poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007

The poo poo pee pee man

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.

Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!

by Ardi Tardi August 29, 2020

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someone who is very kind and generous. A kind and caring person.

I think he is a poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man!

by IEATTERMITES February 9, 2022

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by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

man-poodle

A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.

Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.

by rkhd March 19, 2010

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 16, 2014

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009