by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017
An extremely hormonal crazed, psychotic human of the male specamin, who spends his free time lounging on the couch and treating perfectly wonderful girls like shit.
Girl 1: Wow, Kevin sure is cute!
Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.
Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.
Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
by crazymichaela February 25, 2010
The useless lump of flesh surrounding the penis.
Offensive?
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
Offensive?
Check out what "men" put in the women section. "Men?" More like boys.
by tamtam27 October 09, 2010
A bipedal mammal of the homo sapiens variety that is born for ONLY some specific purposes and nothing else. Those Purposes are listed below:
1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs
this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs
this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rebelbikergal April 24, 2010
Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement.
Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.
Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.
This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.
Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.
Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.
This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.
Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 1: What ever is that thing over there?
Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?
Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.
Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.
Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?
Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.
Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.
Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
by Soluus May 27, 2010
a human being only expecting to be able to do four things in life.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex
we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
1.eat
2.drink
3.sleep
4.and sex
we as men are proud to do these things everyday.
Girl 1: "Yea, I went on the date with that one guy but i sware all he wanted was sex from me"
Girl 2: "hes just being man"
Girl 2: "hes just being man"
by Whisker Biscutes July 11, 2008
Man: Men can be divided into many groups by religion,race and culture all over the world
U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles
Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..
Chechnya: Even worse.
Russia: Dont bother.
China: Only aborts female babies.
Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!
Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)
Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.
France: Smelly cheesey cock.
Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.
Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.
Switzerland: The Same.
Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.
England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.
Scotland the same.
Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(
White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.
Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles
Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..
Chechnya: Even worse.
Russia: Dont bother.
China: Only aborts female babies.
Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!
Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)
Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.
France: Smelly cheesey cock.
Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.
Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.
Switzerland: The Same.
Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.
England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.
Scotland the same.
Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(
White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.
Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
Black guys: Very beast animal like very much in the physical dimension(hey im not being rascist i am half black and half white)..They will hit pussy ..any pussy..
Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..
Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..
Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
by EVILVILLAGEPEOPLE October 23, 2010