Malon

A cute, kind girl in the Zelda series. Should belong with Link in Ocarina of Time. She looks adorable as a child, but becomes hot in seven years.

Malon's so precious, you just have to adore her.

by Chaos Breaker January 14, 2005

Alexander Mahone

The hottest FBI agent ever.

Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.

Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.

"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"

"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"

by KateDammitRun July 15, 2007

malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

mahonebone

A nickname given to those with the last name Mahoney, this nickname was first developed in 2015 by an unknown person. (MAY - hOn - bone)

Hey what’s up mahonebone

by The mahonebone June 4, 2019

alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

Ms. Maloney

The spawn of Satan, whom normally resides in the firey pit of hell known as room 305. Not only is she the spawn of Satan, but she is also a blood-relative to Hitler, Stalin, and Kim Jong Il. Her favorite past times include: torturing virgins, raping infants, and preaching her methods to adolescents. When usually confronted, she screeches "TYPE TYPE" and ear-drums are known to bleed. She is a horrible person, who loves to lick the tears of anguish from her student's faces.

Wow, she is SUCH a ms. maloney!

by ilovemathexceptnot February 5, 2010

Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..

"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"

by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017