Malfoy

-noun
1. Ancient pureblood family surname.

2. An intelligent Slytherin wizard with intense, stormy gray eyes and sexily tousled blond hair. Sex object of Hogwarts.

You'll never stand a chance against Malfoy.

by scorpiusmalfoy<3 January 18, 2011

Draco Malfoy

Taken from J.K Rowling's award-winning books "Harry Potter", Draco Malfoy is the archnemesis of the main character, Harry Potter and his two best friends, Ronald Weasely and Hermione Granger.
Best known for being the "insufferable git" of both the books and films, he is one of the more "evil" characters and is able to maintain his position in many different situations. In latin, "Draco" is "dragon" or "serpent" and the root of his last name "Mal foi" is "badly faith" in french. Therefore, you can draw the conclusion that his name means "Dragon/Serpent bad faith" or "Badly Faith(ed) serpent/dragon".
Draco Malfoy is portrayed in fanfiction as either Harry Potter's/Hermione Granger's/Ronald Weasely's/Ginny Weasely's/various other characters' lovers. This is not "canon", nor is it probable, though it may be possible. His homosexuality/bisexuality/bicuriousity is hinted at in many fanfictions and role-playing threads.
In all actuality, D.M is one of the most developed characters in the Potter-verse because many do not feel the need to say "is this what he will do?" But one of the more difficult characters to write because of his development.
In the Films, He is portrayed by Tom Felton.

Person1: Draco Malfoy is my favourite character.
Person2: He IS one of the most developed characters in the series, yes?
Person1: Yes he is. I also find the "bad guys" quite intruiging.

by Cat May 27, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

draco malfoy

#1. The Anti-Harry (Potter), Potter's Arch-nemisis, enemy, rival.
Unless you consider that the position of Voldemort,
Draco is only the blonde rich brat who is jealous of Harry and tries to get him expelled from school.
Unless you don't want a canon definition,
He is a gorgeous, sexy, blond, evil, slytherin sex god who may or may not be Harry Potter's secret lover. This is by far my favorite.

"(Draco Malfoy) who at the present time had an arm around both Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini, and who was smiling as if he'd just discovered Original Sin and was having great fun with it."
—Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Rat

by Wicked April 8, 2004

Malfunction

When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?"

Rico: "Yeah, I mind."

Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?"

by Zastro November 7, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Draco Malfoy-ing

When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.

Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.

This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!

by duckburg June 26, 2018