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maintenance mode

When ryan fakes having a major illness to not complete anything. Also his main excuse used as diversion of studying being the reason he hasn’t completed anything.
Na man still haven’t finished that one beat I’m gunna be in maintenance mode till i move out of my grandma’s...
by domaster666 February 10, 2020
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Maintenance admin

A group of marines who are under appreciated by their maintenance counterparts who believe that they do nothing but sit in their office and jerk each other off while resetting OOMA passwords for fun. In reality they are the saviors of the fleet in that they let allow maintenance to use bullshit systems that make things 10 times as complicated and stupid, as well give S-6 a break because everyone thinks that they deal with computers.
Controller: Airframes! Have signed off that MAF on 069 yet?
Airframer: No Sgt all of our OOMA permissions have been changed by Maintenance Admin and they won't change them back unless change our passwords.

Controller: why don't you just change your passwords?

Airframer: they want us to change them to MAINTsuxASS42069!!!
Controller: understandable, go take their boots and get that MAF signed.
Airframer: Rah Sgt
by Hugh_ganus August 16, 2022
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maintenance therapy

treatment of a disease by using medications or using modes of therapy like physiotherapy and chemotherapy over a period of time until the disease is cured.
DOTS is a maintenance therapy for TB patients.
by uttam maharjan May 22, 2010
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Maintenance Fuck

The act of fucking a girl that one has fucked before in order to strictly maintain a one's sexual rolodex.

i.e.-keeping your OS updated on your smart phone
Friend: Want to get drunk tonight?

Guy: I can't I have a chick coming over for a Maintenance fuck.
by Sportfucking May 21, 2012
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maintenance wipe

A clean-up wipe required after a unexpectedly messy fart
Bro, That sounded wet! I think you are going to need a maintenance wipe.
by qrs1 August 30, 2011
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Maintenance Hang

Hanging out with a friend or acquaintance after not doing so for an extended period, and with no intention of doing so again soon. Meant to 'maintain' a relationship, but not necessarily further it.
Yea, I hadn't talked to Doug in like five weeks, so I'm going over there tonight for a maintenance hang. Hopefully I won't have to see him again for a few weeks...

(Note: works well with those friends you wish to maintain a... *business* relationship with...)
by Mr_Cookieface January 14, 2009
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Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.
A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.
by HRS33 July 21, 2019
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