a Dirty Mistress Club or a DMC is a group of men or women who plot and plan out the playing of others. Those others are considered toys and the object of the club is to choose a mark, make them fall in love (or lust) with a member of the club and then slowly work at them until they break.
The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.
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Get the manstress mug.Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
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Get the matressable mug.The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
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Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
1)
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
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