insanity manatee

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.

A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"

by May November 23, 2004

manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.

I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.

by aaaadam November 7, 2010

manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.

Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.

by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019

Manatee High School

Home to average football, sexist dress-code, stoners, and alcoholics! The hell on Earth we all tolerate somehow.

Kevin: Hey, what is Manatee High School like?

Gwyneth: It’s hell on Earth, Kev.

by PC :) August 27, 2021

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

manatee

a girl that is really fat and swims

Susan: Wow that girl swimming is so fat!
Lucy: She's such a manatee!

by Emily's friend November 19, 2004

manateetoe

Simply put, a third degree cameltoe, but this "toe" is severe beyond all reason.

Your mother smother'd me with her manateetoe last night. I didn't know what to say.

by Cooper January 5, 2005