That Awkward Magic

One of that best bl you will ever read.

have you read the new chapter of That Awkward Magic

yes it made me cry

by thatmaxican4783 July 26, 2018

Meme magic

Harvesting the power of memes to effect any large events such as the 2016 presidential election.

"Trump's alt right supporters used meme magic in his favor"

by Shameless child October 18, 2016

Bully Maguire

Leader of the bullymaguirism. A legend. THE most powerful god. Father of shrek.

Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*

Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*

by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013

The Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

by zeroe October 5, 2006

Magic Pussy

Pussy so enchanting that a man can’t think about anything or about any other women. Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up. Magic Pussy (MP) is the highest rated Pussy a woman can ever have. Only 1% of women fit into this category.

Kathy’s exes won’t leave her alone. Her Magic Pussy holds a spell over them!

by Keldan13 May 7, 2018

Magic Boy

What voodoo children become after fully aligning their inner chi; once outcast, now pleasure master...the magic boy is a man of soul, scholar of rock, and interpreter of blues.

Ash: "Ever since Voodoo Child evolved into Magic Boy, the ladies have been completely ignoring me."
Brock: "Dude, he's been cock blocking me too...my chances with Misty are officially over!"
Ash: "Shoot...who knew pokemon could shred so deep."
Pikachu: "...chu."

by Rudy Cholo April 16, 2010