magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007

magoobie

1.) A messy sandwich on the menu at Chickie's and Pete's

2.) A sexy nerd who's very intelligent.

He graduated with a 4.0. What a Magoobie!

by travelady September 11, 2009

A Maggs

A threesome between you, a dictionary, & a thesaurus.

He must have had “a Maggs” to comeup with that old-world insult.

by King of Death Metal December 31, 2018

Magoogoo

A small African refugee child, living in a western country. Often found stealing food.

Fuck! that Magoogoo just stole my lunch!

by jiveturkey2904 April 29, 2011

Hasbulla Magomedov

noun
A God-King. He has been sent by the sentinels themselves to bring peace and prosperity to this terra firma. Often classified with a GHD, he actually prefers his understated size to gain advantage on any threat.

Recently accepted the position of Minister of Agriculture in Россия in honor of his love for chocolate covered strawberries.

Currently, he is training for the world heavyweight title against Abdu Rozik.

Hobbies include the Namibian National Cricket Team, Space Invaders, as well as extreme couponing.

"Have you seen the news recently? There is this little dwarf in Russia".
"No my friend, that is Hasbulla Magomedov. The Omen has returned to its creation".

by KolossalKraut June 2, 2021

Mr. Magoo

Used as a verb, this describes when a person succeeds, not through deliberate action, but through sheer dumb luck. Despite all odds and opposition, the person emerges victorious, sometimes not even aware that he has succeeded, like the cartoon character Mr. Magoo. Can also be used as a sports term, when a team plays a terrible game but somehow through luck emerges victorious at the end. Can be referred to simply as "Magoo".

"Yeah, I admit I completely Mr. Magoo'd my way through that fight. I didn't even know he hit the ground for a minute."

"Hopefully the Patriots can Mr. Magoo their way to another win like last game."

by Dak Smacka March 12, 2012