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Pussy Maggots

Usually found in crusty, old, nasty, unused, worn out female genitalia.

Underwear must be worn very tight as not to allow any of the maggots to worm their way out to be seen by the general populace.
Dude 1 "Damn dude, did you see that fine as biatch she is hot as hell"

Dude 2 "Yeah, but I was told she has pussy maggots"

Both Dudes *BARF*
by DungHeapSally August 9, 2010
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Maggots

A respectful name for the loyal and hardcore fans of heavy metal greatest band "slipknot".
They have done a song to thank the fans for sticking by them and its called "Pulse Of The Maggots"
by martyn37 June 29, 2005
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Totes Magoats

-Are you going to that part tonight?

-Totes Magoats
by jeo0619 March 27, 2009
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Magooshka

A real schmuck, a putz, someone who is the opposite of a mensh.
Emma, your grandmother keeps chasing that poor magooshka with a sledgehammer!
by noamshouseparty June 24, 2009
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Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
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Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screamingSkiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.
Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!
by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018
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