Mapeen

Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.

Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

john madden

Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.

The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!

by madjackal May 2, 2004

Mareena

There's more than one way to spell the name "Mareena". But this spelling? This spelling is for incredibly intelligent women. This spelling adds a uniqueness to these women and shows that they don't follow social norms. Don't try to micromanage these Mareenas because they will find a sneaky way to get back at you. Their determination is not matched by many and it tends to make them slightly socially unaware. But, that awareness gets better with age and maturity. Overall, Mareenas have got it going on!

Friend: Have you met Mareena?
Person: No, who's that?
Friend: When you meet her, you'll understand.

by Why821 December 8, 2012

Mateen

The most athletic types of muzzle there is our there. A genius and a pull god. The most legendary person ever.

Michael Jordan = Mateen
LeBron = Mateen
Odell = Mateen

by JoseMPerez March 29, 2017

Madden Mobile Slay

The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.

Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?

by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017

all madden

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

Steve Madden

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

by vanessa.* August 7, 2006