Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue October 16, 2008

MAD COW DISEASE

two fat people raging on each other

I mad cow diseased with your mom

by B-Raid May 5, 2007

Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.

Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."

by dooshkanew August 23, 2009

mad cow powder

Ketamine Hydrochloride. So called because it induces a stupour in users not dissimilar to mad cow disease.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Mad Cow disease

Feeding a cow animal by-product resulting in giving the cow serious constipation therefore having an angry cow.:{

The cow looks mad he must have that mad cow disease he has'nt shat for a Week

by Triple D May 6, 2005

Mad Cow Disease

your mother mid cycle

your mother during a heavy flow finding she has no sanitary towels in the house

by ulrich von lichtenstein February 5, 2004