MacSkiver

Someone who spends more time Skiving & Scheming from the task at hand, when in fact it would've been easier to just complete the Task required.
Usually shabby and shady in appearance.

Dan you are MacSkiver, just do your JOB!

by SACSIT February 20, 2022

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MacShit

using the bathroom at MacDonalds without actually buying anything

i'm going for a MacShit

by Shaun T September 9, 2005

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Fishy MacSwell

A little fat security guard with a gay moustache. Drives a shitty white van and likes to go out with wrinkly drag queens. Probably the most boring man on Earth, definitely the ugliest.

Who's the repulsive fat guy with Goofy Granny?

That be Fishy MacSwell, the most boring bastard on God's Earth.

by Lumpbag May 16, 2009

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Macspac

Bizarre or obscene hyper-rant from a macfag when you comment objectively on an Apple product. Often taken like a personal attack on their mother.

Tim: Did you see that iPhones can now send MMSes?

Macfag: Your hate for Apple is relentless, yet Sony Ericsson and Nokia in particular suck so much they have made a shitty model after a shitty model and i have owned some of them, don't get me started on LG and other crappy mobile brands that nobody seems to disparage if they fail.

Tim: WDT?!?!? What did I say.

Macfag: Sorry, just having a Macspac.

by Timdude March 18, 2009

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macsturbate

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

by Jaxcalibur H November 9, 2006

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