Mulligan

When You Need a PASS for your mistakes, those slip-ups, or activities that you may need an excuse for.

The Teacher asked Billy if he had his homework assignments for Days He missed, He responded with his crooked Smile ”I figured you'd let me have Mulligan since you know my circumstances”.

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Mulligan Stew

When a golfer shits in his pants and plays an entire round of golf in the hot sun.

Andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? Oh it's no big deal I shit my pants this morning and I'm now making some Mulligan Stew.

by Catman - 63 April 26, 2013

Mulligan Man

A do-over husband...usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman's first husband. A Mulligan Man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. Only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.

Although, Kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a Mulligan man.

Bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a Mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.

by EricHyde March 4, 2012

Mulligan Punch

To punch your partner in the stomach while ejaculating inside of them.

I gave her a Mulligan Punch.

by phish4legs November 1, 2006

Mulligan's Stew

A type of stew made every Sunday by local bums down by the bridge. My grandpa and his friends throw rocks at and try to knock over the Mulligan Stew makers. Sometimes has carrots in it.

Mmmmm... there's nothing like Mulligan's Stew on a cool Sunday afternoon.

by Couch monster November 13, 2003

Mulligan Stew

Vomit consisting of beer, THC derivative, and munchies. Referenced in the song, "Mulligan Stew" by the (formerly) Christian Thrash band Vengeance Rising, off their debut release, "Human Sacrifice".

Friday night is coming so you're saving all your money
'Cause you need to buy some buds and some beer.
You won't be doin' nothing 'cause you spent up all your money
So you smoke until you choke and then you drink your beer alone.
Drink up all your beer and you're feeling fine, so you look up to the clock, S'only quarter to nine
So you whoof a bunch of munchies 'cause there's nothing to do
But when you find that they don't mix you're chucking MULLIGAN STEW.

by Mowriter March 10, 2007