Moustache Friday

Because fending off moustache-crazed women every day has become an arduous task, the fourth Friday in March has been set aside as a celebratory day for the cosmetic decision that helped populate the earth. Drinking and fingering horny girls with moustache lust is guaranteed for all who have the balls to sport a moustache for this occasion.

I can't believe how many chicks I fingered on Moustache Friday!

by Ima Witch July 30, 2009

moustache ride

when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony

yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

moustache ride

variant of "going the growl" although this maneuver requires one lovely lass upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.

After a lovely evening, I took her home for a moustache ride.

by tronald dump August 27, 2013

Moustache Whiplash

1. When you are giving a girl head and she is sitting on your face with your head between here legs and she suddenly orgasims causing you to get whiplash.

2. Alternative Punk Rock band from Outer Banks North Carolina.

3. Kissing someone with a moustache leaving your face sore.

4. The feeling of always being at the mercy of a Police Officers.

Friend: Man dude, your mom really gave me a bad case of Moustache Whiplash last night.

by Moustacheman October 5, 2009

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

moustache ride

cunnilingus performed by a male

Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!

by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011

moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009