mossy creature

someone who is sneaky, weird, or hides under desks/tables.

Landon is such a mossy creature; today he hid underneath my table!

by Aurora May March 13, 2023

Dirty Mossy

Eating someones chewed up cheese from an uncooked pizza whilst recycling last years guy fawkes as a sex doll

I did a dirty mossy on the weekend

by Holdenmahairline July 03, 2021

Mossy MudBath

a hairy stink hole (Anus to the people who arn't hippity hop)

The ol' mossy mudbath is itching like a bitch!

by BloodSweatnBeers September 12, 2009

Mossy G

N.)

1- Anything old, or covered in moss.

2- Used to describe anything aged, including people.

"look at that mossy g with the cane. She's so old."

"That rock is so green even though it's supposed to be black. What a mossy g."

by Koondi Man July 11, 2008

mossy slope

An old slang word for a woman'a nasty, hairy fucking vagina.

It was just an 80s theme party, but Stephanie took it too far by not shaving for 14 weeks. The worse mossy slope I've seen this far.

by Mr. Bright side October 11, 2013

Mossy Log

When a black male sticks his penis into someones anus and gets green poop on it... making it look like a Moss covered log

Mr Jones performed anal sex on his wife last night, he got a mossy log

by xSenor Bivinsx March 08, 2010

mossy sloth

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.

I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.

by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016