Mossy Log

While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth.

"I gave that bitch 2 bottles of pepto bismol, then she threw up all over. what a great mossy log."

by ballcuzzi May 4, 2005

Mossy Log

McNade's, of the iG sqaud, equipment. Also see: chicken nugget.

Yo man, you see McNade missing those headshots? He almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

by uTg|Jigga May 4, 2006

mossy grotto

an extremely hairy pussy.

Damn Christina Ricci gotta mossy grotto!!!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

Mossy G

N.)

1- Anything old, or covered in moss.

2- Used to describe anything aged, including people.

"look at that mossy g with the cane. She's so old."

"That rock is so green even though it's supposed to be black. What a mossy g."

by Koondi Man August 1, 2008

Mossy MudBath

a hairy stink hole (Anus to the people who arn't hippity hop)

The ol' mossy mudbath is itching like a bitch!

by BloodSweatnBeers September 12, 2009

mossy slope

An old slang word for a woman'a nasty, hairy fucking vagina.

It was just an 80s theme party, but Stephanie took it too far by not shaving for 14 weeks. The worse mossy slope I've seen this far.

by Mr. Bright side October 11, 2013

Mossy Swamp Bog Fuck

When a person filming for National Geographic (or any nature show with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.

I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 30, 2020