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Man, it's Moses in this room.
moses by Mark November 13, 2003
A scraggly closet gay who gets turned on by Yoda and hipster French boys.
Guy 1: "I have to tell you something..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I'm a Moses"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! Hide all the French males"
Moses by scragglymanchild April 21, 2017
An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.
Moses is a sweeet person
Moses by RayRay04 March 4, 2009
-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.
Moses by chop88 June 27, 2005
*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
That is a Moses you shouldn't let pass you by..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.
Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"
Moses by tommct December 9, 2008