a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.
%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!
by Bubba_The_Retard November 3, 2006
Get the morphodite mug.An extinct race of native people that used to live in New Zealand.
The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
The cause of their extinction was the arrival of the Maori. As soon as the Maori landed in NZ, their ferocious appetite for native speicies wiped out firstly, the moas (peaceful 3 metre tall native flightless birds).
Then the kiwis (another native flightless bird) neared extinction until the dormant cannibalism of the Maori kicked in.
The Maori realsied that Moriori were a far better game than the small meatless kiwi, so the Maori hunted down the Moriori, fed upon thir internal and sexual organs to grow bigger, stronger and blacker.
The poor Moriori were forced to flee their homeland to a remote island of Chattam.
This day, the Moriori cease to exist, but only in myths they are spoken of.
Moriori were eaten by the smelly Maori
The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi
Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
The Maori maoried the Moriori man's penis and cooked it in the hangi
Fish n Chips are now the repacement of Moriori for the Maori
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Early inhabitants of New Zealand who were supplanted and eventually all but obliterated by Maori, through cannibalism and genocide.
A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.
A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.
The Moriori predated Maori in inhabiting New Zealand, and are not the same people or part of the same racial grouping.
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Get the morpholine mug.Morpoth is located up north in scotland, it is inferior to milton keynes and bolton. It is north of newcastle, the place where cheryl cole is from incase you didnt know. But its not as cool as newcastle. People that live in morpoth can commonly drink lots of vodka and work at nando's.
person for morporth: why i pet, lets be having us some voddy
person 2 from morpoth: i pet, but first me be needing some nando chicken ,why i pet i!
person 2 from morpoth: i pet, but first me be needing some nando chicken ,why i pet i!
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Guys She's A Keeper!
Guys She's A Keeper!
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