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Funny Moments

Funny Moments : 1) Pulled a Door That Said Push. 2) Walked Into Glass French Doors. 3) Opened A Crisp Packet Upside Down 4) Got A Bowl In Stead Of A Cup 5) Opened The Bedroom Window To Choose What To Wear . 6)Brushed My Teeth With Hair Gel. 7)Put My Left Shoe On My Right Foot 8) My Friend Said "iv Lost a Few Pounds My Mams Going to Go Mad" And I Said "How Much Money Did She Give You ?" She Was In Hysterics I thought She Meant Money She Meant Pounds as In Weight.
by Shannon1243 December 30, 2010
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Couple moments

Moments that involve bickering while cuddling.
Fighting and making out, Ahh couple moments .
by Bodingwell November 23, 2014
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Bodak Moments

When you’re watching a sick vid and want to take a picture so you wait for that perfect moment and try to time the lag of the screenshot on your phone with the right timing of the video.
Dude 1: Aw.. This vid is sick. I wanna get a screenshot of the part where Ace Ventura is reborn by a Rhino.

Dude 2: Bodak Moments
by theperfectscreenshot November 10, 2018
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Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.
OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser
by gingeesmith December 7, 2010
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canadian heritage moments

Historical shorts whose goal is to make Canadian history as boring, lame, and respectable as possible. The actors appear to be given about 35 seconds to rehearse the script, which usually appears to have been written in about four minutes (by a friend of the producer's). They are the quintessential product of upper-class Canadian culture -- a condescending attempt to interest the proles in "their" history.
"Oh, you crazy Canadian kids!" is an actual line from a Canadian Heritage Moment.
by Papa B-16 May 10, 2005
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surprise gay moments

When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.
This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments
by Gay surprise May 7, 2011
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'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011
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